Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

It's almost October, which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house will soon become Halloween decorations.

I'm not immature I just know how to have fun more than you do.

The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning.

I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is much more fun.

I hate when homeless people shake their cup of coins at me. It's like yeah, I know you have more money than me — no need to rub it in.

People who say "I hate to bother you" need to learn to hate it a little bit more.