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I used to wonder what font was used for the letters in Alphabet Soup, turns out it's Times New Ramen.

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I used to wonder what it would be like to read other people's minds. Then I got Facebook.

I've always wondered if my recorded call was used for training or quality purposes.

I hate typo's. You mix up a couple of letters and your entire status is urined.

I'm confused about why landlines have a hashtag. Did Grandma do some Tweeting back in her day?

I get kids so confused when I tell them I am older than the internet.

I heard the best way to release emotion is to write letters to the people and burn them. What do I do with the letters?

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