Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Starting a page called Older Fans, where I tell everyone what hurts today and what small task I was doing that caused the pain.

I'm confused by the "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" statement. Bars open at 11.

I found out my neighbor breeds deer for racing. He's always trying to make a quick buck.

What I like about chiropractors is they always have your back.

I am not always a smart-ass. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Synonym: Word used in place of the one you can't spell.