Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

A day without sunshine is night.

Sometimes I pretend to be average, but it gets boring. So I go back to being AWESOME!

I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday.

People are out mountain climbing, and zip-lining, and I'm just happy I got my leg through my underwear without falling over.

Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It's called sleeping.

My superpower is making things awkward without even trying.