Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

A quick shoutout to all the sidewalks out there. Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.

Never give up on your dreams! Keep sleeping.

People say "I hate to bother you." Maybe they should learn how to hate it a little bit more.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

I keep asking what LGBTQ+ stands for, but I never get a straight answer.