Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

My friend was trying to convince me that yoga is a sport. I think that's a stretch.

If da Vinci were alive today, the "Mona Lisa" would have been called "IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"

Just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move.

I found out my neighbor breeds deer for racing. He's always trying to make a quick buck.

I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.

Apparently I've been doing this "coffee" thing wrong. It wakes you up way faster if you accidentally knock it over into your lap.