Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

I just failed a captcha test 3 times in a row. I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I’m a robot.

I finally figured out why vegans are healthier. They have to walk at least twice as far to find a vegan friendly restaurant!

I can’t find my mouse pointer. Mind you, I've only conducted a cursory search.

After 100 years on the bottom of the ocean, divers were amazed to find the Titanic's pool was still full.

The invention of the teaspoon caused quite a stir.