Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you react to it.

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

Ambiguity. What happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you are stupid and make bad decisions.