Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you react to it.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?

LIFEHACK: be born very wealthy

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if that doesn't work out, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.