Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous.

Starting a page called Older Fans, where I tell everyone what hurts today and what small task I was doing that caused the pain.

I'm not doing well in my reverse origami class. I'll let you know how it unfolds.

I'm currently helping my son search the house for the chocolate I ate last night.

Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done.