Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
If there is no pool, I am not showing up.
📋
Copy
👍
0
👎
0
You Might Also Like
More silly statuses for social media you might enjoy
Since there is only one of me, does that make me endangered or limited edition?
A quick shoutout to all the sidewalks out there. Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
If my psychiatrist said "There's really nothing more I can do for you", that means I'm cured right?
If a man said he'll fix it, he'll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
The real trouble with reality is that there is no background music.
← Back to All Statuses