Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
A bike in town keeps running me down. It seems to be a vicious cycle.
📋
Copy
👍
0
👎
0
You Might Also Like
More silly statuses for social media you might enjoy
I accidentally downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar app on my phone. Now my battery keeps draining.
Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem nice.
When my internet is down I forget that the rest of my computer still works.
Going to a music lovers meeting but can't remember if it's on... Penny Lane, Electric Avenue or down on Main Street.
Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting.
Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "That one is shaped like an idiot"?
← Back to All Statuses