Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying.

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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

I keep losing my phone. Why doesn't someone invent a phone that stays attached to the wall.

I'm not ignoring you — I'm just on emotional buffering mode.

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