Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance?

Life's greatest tragedy is that we grow old too soon, and wise too late.

To be successful in life, have these: backbone, wishbone, and a funny bone.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

A clean house is a sign of a wasted life. At least, that's what I tell myself.

My goal in life is to have a Wikipedia page written about me. Maybe just a newspaper article. Ok, I'd accept a journal entry.