Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

Sarcasm helps keep people from understanding you're saying what you really think of them.

I hate when homeless people shake their cup of coins at me. It's like yeah, I know you have more money than me — no need to rub it in.

People who say "I hate to bother you" need to learn to hate it a little bit more.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside of the box.

People think I'm too patronizing
(that means I treat them as if they’re stupid).