Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday.
📋
Copy
👍
0
👎
0
You Might Also Like
More silly statuses for social media you might enjoy
It's almost October, which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house will soon become Halloween decorations.
I hate it when revolving doors move too fast. It's a real pane in the butt.
Sure, I can help you out. Which way did you come in?
Whatever you're doing, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.
I ate my exam papers...which means pretty soon I'll pass the test.
I just broke my record for most days on earth. High five!
← Back to All Statuses