Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable.

It's shocking how much unhappiness is caused by the pressure to be happy.

Starting a page called Older Fans, where I tell everyone what hurts today and what small task I was doing that caused the pain.

At the advent of it's invention the guillotine was considered cutting edge technology.

I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

I found stir-fry on my bed this morning. I must have been sleep wokking again.