Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I snacked on Sodium Chloride and Acetic Acid chips last night.
Trust me, they tasted much better than it sounds.

I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.

"Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.

I used to teach origami. Gave it up. Too much paperwork.

Do not let your mind wander too much. It is too small for you to let it out alone.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.