Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day. To be discovered.

I went to get acupuncture the other day, and when I got home my voodoo doll was dead.

The chicken went to the gym to work on his pecks.

I'm on a seafood diet. If I see food, I eat it.

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.