Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Nine year old has disappeared after using mothers moisturizer that makes you look 10 years younger.

I met a depressed bodybuilder today. He had nothing to lift for.

Today I found out that spring rolls are not just for eating in spring.

I put my to-do list for today on the fridge, but nobody is doing it.

Good morning people of my country. Tell me, what are we offended by today?

Starting a page called Older Fans, where I tell everyone what hurts today and what small task I was doing that caused the pain.