Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I snacked on Sodium Chloride and Acetic Acid chips last night.
Trust me, they tasted much better than it sounds.

To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that
"I don't care about being healthy and smelling clean."

I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.

Never give up on your dreams! Keep sleeping.

The inventor of the Ferris wheel never met the inventor of the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles

"Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.