Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

In reality, plants are actually farming us, by giving us oxygen daily, until we eventually decompose, so they can consume us.

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

It's just not in me to be vegan. Even the thought of a hamburger makes my mouth water.

Exercise. A poor man's plastic surgery.

One of the most expensive things you'll ever do is pay attention to the wrong person.

When I was young we were so poor, we sometimes only had bits of old rope to eat... I would often skip lunch