Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I know I don't have to be sarcastic, but the world has given me so much material to work with. I would hate to be wasteful.

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Some people know the rules for playing the game Battleship and some people don't. It's pretty much hit or miss.
Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion.
I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
I snacked on Sodium Chloride and Acetic Acid chips last night.
Trust me, they tasted much better than it sounds.
King Arthur's lesser known but saucy knight, Sir Acha
I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.
"Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
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