Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

It's ok if some people dislike you. Not everyone has great taste.

Why do people say "I saw it with my own eyes". Do they sometimes use other people's eyes?

For years there's been talk about getting rid of the US penny and they finally did it! Some people are just afraid of change.

People who don't understand sarcasm are awesome.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.