Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

In reality, plants are actually farming us, by giving us oxygen daily, until we eventually decompose, so they can consume us.

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

It's just not in me to be vegan. Even the thought of a hamburger makes my mouth water.

Don't expect an intelligent answer when you ask a stupid question.

If we tell people that the brain is an app, maybe they will start using it.