Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Nine year old has disappeared after using mothers moisturizer that makes you look 10 years younger.

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

To be successful in life, have these: backbone, wishbone, and a funny bone.

Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying me.

life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

I have a five-year plan: figure out a plan in five years.