Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I haven't been skiing in years. My technique is going downhill fast.

UNO is the number one game in the world.

For years there's been talk about getting rid of the US penny and they finally did it! Some people are just afraid of change.

I was in the World Kleptomaniac championships. I took the Gold, Silver and Bronze.

They've been treating me like one of the family, and I've put up with it for as long as I can.

It's faster to say "World Wide Web" than "WWW"