Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I haven't been skiing in years. My technique is going downhill fast.

UNO is the number one game in the world.

For years there's been talk about getting rid of the US penny and they finally did it! Some people are just afraid of change.

I've been trying to figure out if it's the 'S' or the 'C' that is silent in the word scent?

I've heard that you can now print a gun with a 3D printer, but I am not really impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.

Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.