Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.
I would like to officially declare Mondays as optional.
Tried to donate blood today. They had way too many questions about where I got it.
I childproofed my house but they still get in.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
My Monday motivation left a note. It said 'good luck' and disappeared.
I'm not aging. I'm marinating.
My son put together a PowerPoint presentation about why we should go to the waterpark this weekend. It had several slides.
Be the light you wish to see in the world.