Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
A sprinter was shot with a starter's pistol yesterday. Police say it's race related.
📋
Copy
👍
0
👎
0
You Might Also Like
More silly statuses for social media you might enjoy
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots.
Someone stole my coffee cup. Now I have to go the police station and look at mugshots.
Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could have done for him.
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten."
I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday.
I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus, a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.
← Back to All Statuses