Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

My goal in life is to have a Wikipedia page written about me. Maybe just a newspaper article. Ok, I'd accept a journal entry.

I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes – and six months later you have to start all over again.

The laundromat was robbed with the thieves making a clean getaway.