Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
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Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.
What's the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.
Threw a ball for my dog. Extravagant I know, but he looks great in a tuxedo.
You look like I need a drink.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
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