Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears, my illegal logging business is a success.

It's ok if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.

People are out mountain climbing, and zip-lining, and I'm just happy I got my leg through my underwear without falling over.

Me: It's not how many times you fall, but how many times you get back up.
Cop: That's not how field sobriety tests work.

I've written a book. It is called "How to survive falling down a staircase". It's a step by step guide.