Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off of it!

My goal weight it to be able to breathe while tying my shoes.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears, my illegal logging business is a success.

It's ok if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.

People are out mountain climbing, and zip-lining, and I'm just happy I got my leg through my underwear without falling over.