Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

The fact that we call them "Earth worms" implies that there's another planet inhabited by a different type of worm…

Bees hum because they don't remember the lyrics.

I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.

Embracing the chaos, mostly because the calm was charging a cover fee

Doing nothing is so hard because you never know when you are done.

I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.