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You can't stay young forever, but you can be immature for the rest of your life.
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Think about it - every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.
The secret of staying young
is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age.
When my internet is down I forget that the rest of my computer still works.
I'm not immature I just know how to have fun more than you do.
My brain says "go to the gym," but my bed says "stay right here."
If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.
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