Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

"You Only Live Once" is also an equally compelling reason not to do something extreme or stupid.

If da Vinci were alive today, the "Mona Lisa" would have been called "IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Nine year old has disappeared after using mothers moisturizer that makes you look 10 years younger.

I live by my own rules... that my wife has reviewed, revised and then approved. BUT STILL MY OWN RULES!!!!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.