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The secret of staying young
is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age.

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If I share it I don't have it. So I keep my secret.

If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.

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I like eating Nerds because I’m secretly hungry for aquarium gravel. Nerds take the edge off.

I threw a boomerang a couple years ago; I now live in constant fear.

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