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Remember -- it may be illegal to text and drive... but you can still lawfully handwrite someone a heartfelt letter at 50 km/h.
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I'm mature, but not mature-mature. For example I still use "righty tighty, lefty loosey" to figure shit out.
If I see one more person texting while driving, I am going to roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you are still a rat.
Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
I live by my own rules... that my wife has reviewed, revised and then approved. BUT STILL MY OWN RULES!!!!
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