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If something's not going right, try left.
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I'm mature, but not mature-mature. For example I still use "righty tighty, lefty loosey" to figure shit out.
War doesn't determine who's right—it determines who's left.
Cops just left. They said if I am going to walk around my house naked, I am going have to do it inside.
I just changed my relationship status from "left hand" to "right hand"…
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
That awkward moment when a Zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you...
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