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I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

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I called the tinnitus hotline, but it just kept ringing.
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Pepsi and Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along?
I was in the World Kleptomaniac championships. I took the Gold, Silver and Bronze.
I went bald early in life but I still kept a comb. I just can't part with it.
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