Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

You can't be late until you show up.

Throwing scrabble tiles at each other is all fun and games until someone loses an i.

In reality, plants are actually farming us, by giving us oxygen daily, until we eventually decompose, so they can consume us.

You never know what you have. Until you clean your room.

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

"I can't wait until I'm grown" was the dumbest shit I have ever said.