Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Life is like a camera—focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, just take another shot!

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It's an oughtobiography.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I started using the newspaper. The Times are rough.

Life's greatest tragedy is that we grow old too soon, and wise too late.

To be successful in life, have these: backbone, wishbone, and a funny bone.