Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Glasses make you look smart, but you have to fail an exam to get them.

I just failed a captcha test 3 times in a row. I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I’m a robot.

I'm not saying I'm old... but when I was in school, we made ashtrays for our parents in art class.

After the doctor left the room from my prostate exam. The nurse came in with three words I didn't want to hear. "Who was that?"