Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.

Algebra must have been easy for the Romans. X was always 10.

Surviving another day that should have been an email.

I found out my neighbor breeds deer for racing. He's always trying to make a quick buck.

What I like about chiropractors is they always have your back.

I am not always a smart-ass. Sometimes I'm asleep.