Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

We only die once. We live everyday.

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.

We never really mature as we age.
We only learn how to act in public.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

I always second guess myself at a checkout line when the cashier asks "did you find everything?". Why are you hiding stuff?

One of the most expensive things you'll ever do is pay attention to the wrong person.