Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Throwing scrabble tiles at each other is all fun and games until someone loses an i.

I get carried away sometimes... usually because I refuse to leave.

I bought a bottle of shampoo which promised to increase volume. I poured some in my ear and if anything, it did the opposite.

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Be nice to nerds. You might end up working for one someday.

The first step of forgiveness is understanding some people are just stupid.