Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying me.

For years there's been talk about getting rid of the US penny and they finally did it! Some people are just afraid of change.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

If da Vinci were alive today, the "Mona Lisa" would have been called "IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"

If you haven't grown up by age 50, you don't have to.

I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.