Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

There is a new vegetarian "meat" product out. They named it Incogmeato.

My boss said "You are late to work for the third time this week. Do you know what that means?" "It's Wednesday?", I replied.

Every cattle ranch has a unique symbol to mark their cows with. It's their brand name.

Lance is a pretty uncommon name these days, but in medieval times, people were named lance a lot.

To be frank, I'd have to change my name.