Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I'm not quiet quitting. I'm loud staying and silently screaming.

"Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.

Apparently I've been doing this "coffee" thing wrong. It wakes you up way faster if you accidentally knock it over into your lap.

My birthstone is coffee bean.

Adulthood is mostly googling symptoms and reheating coffee.

Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It's called sleeping.