Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.

Someone stole my coffee cup. Now I have to go the police station and look at mugshots.

"Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.

Apparently I've been doing this "coffee" thing wrong. It wakes you up way faster if you accidentally knock it over into your lap.

Adulthood is mostly googling symptoms and reheating coffee.

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee