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I don't always tolerate stupid people. But when I do, I'm probably at work.

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Everything always ends well. If not – it's probably not the end.
I don't always post on Facebook, but when I do, it's probably a picture of food.
Why do people have to get ready for bed?
I’m always ready for bed.
People think I'm too patronizing
(that means I treat them as if they’re stupid).
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Good morning people of my country. Tell me, what are we offended by today?
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