Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Sometimes, when I am matching socks, I think, "What if these two socks don't even like each other?"

In reality, plants are actually farming us, by giving us oxygen daily, until we eventually decompose, so they can consume us.

I get carried away sometimes... usually because I refuse to leave.

It's just not in me to be vegan. Even the thought of a hamburger makes my mouth water.

Sometimes I pretend to be average, but it gets boring. So I go back to being AWESOME!